WHAT'S WRONG WITH DRINKING WHISKEY?

did i miss my acid window?
that's right, i've never actually done acid.
well, not really.
or have i...?
there was this one time... in the forest... memory unclear... there may or may not have been some form of interstellar vehicle... i remember moss... tree bark... lights... i think a fern said my name... i definitely made friends with someone from somewhere else...
might have eaten some leaves... dirt...
who can say?
the same things have happened drinking whiskey... except without pants on.