that's it? hungry? what are you mad about? i fed you a little while ago, we went to boston pizza, remember? i got you your favorite, a fettuccini alfredo pizza! we ate all of it...
oh no! not that again. i will not do it! no. ...ouch! fucker! (retching sounds, barfing)... ugh! ok, ok, just this one time and just a little tiny bit!
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i just heard my stomach gurgle and it sounded like my own voice and it said "hello"...
"hello...?"
oh my god, it just happened again! um, hello? everything ok in there? ha ha...
"hungry. angry." long low sound, "hungry!"
that's it? hungry? what are you mad about? i fed you a little while ago, we went to boston pizza, remember? i got you your favorite, a fettuccini alfredo pizza! we ate all of it...
low rumbling then a loud growl.
ow! that hurts! stop it, already. what do you want? just tell me!
grumble "blood." grumble rumble. "baby's blood." squeel.
oh no! not that again. i will not do it! no. ...ouch! fucker! (retching sounds, barfing)... ugh! ok, ok, just this one time and just a little tiny bit!
gurgle gurgle, squeel!
don't sound too proud of yourself or anything. you NEED me to get you shit.
ow! what was that for?
"oh, and get me a kombucha, one of the good kind. if they don't have that shit, just get a vitamin water, any kind. grape. formula 50."
fuck you.
gurgle "and some organic wine gums"...
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