ATTENTION ALL BANDS:

just give up. you'll never be the jesus lizard, so why bother?
the last time i saw them was at lollapalooza in 1995, i saw them again on saturday. 14 years later and they were still the best fucking band ever. i'm selling my guitar and ripping out my larynx...

p.s. best live clip EVER! "nice shot, dick."
never gets old...